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Top 20 Dragon Facts
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Posted On 2016-05-09 14:47:31 |  Last Update 2016-05-09 16:20:26 |  Read 3579 times | 0 Comments

Ever wondered what is the main cause of indigestion for Dragons? Or what would happen if you lined up all the Dragon’s in the world? Well wonder no more! Tom Nicoll author of the ‘There’s a Dragon in my…’ series has revealed all with his Top 20 Dragon Facts!

1. The average temperature of a dragon's flame is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hot

2. Dragons come in six different colours: red, green, black, white, gold and beige

3. Dragons are the most intelligent animals ever and they'll eat any human who says otherwise

4. Dragons refuse to comment on the whole 'St George Incident'

5. What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? No, it's a dragon

6. No dragon has ever kidnapped a princess. These are lies, usually started by attention-seeking knights

7. A dragon would quite handily beat Chuck Norris in a fight

8. You can lead a dragon to water but you can't make him not eat you. And you probably can't lead him to water either

9. Humans are the number one cause of indigestion among Dragons

10. The Dragonian Calendar is the same as ours, except that for leap year they use the extra day to make Double-Christmas

11. The three main food groups of a Mini-Dragon are: Goats, Prawn Crackers and Dirty Washing

12. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of a Dragon

13. If you lined up all the dragons in the world, they would definitely eat you

14. Remember the ending of Lost? Dragons hated that too

15. There is some debate in the dragon community about whether Snap Dragons are actually proper dragons at all

16. There are 8 types of dragon. In order of size it goes Large, Regular, Small, Komodo, Little, Tiny, Snap and Mini

17. The top five most common dragon names are Zahira, Dracara, Ragmarok, Aesoth and Steve

18. Dragons aren’t that interested in gold. Most just use credit cards these days

19. The average height of a Mini-Dragon is 15cm. Twice that if they’re wearing heels

20. Dragons favourite Game of Thrones characters are Drogon, Rhaegal, Viserion and Dolorous Ed

Thought this was clawesome? Want some more?

Check out Tom Nicoll's There's a Dragon in My Dinner and There's a Dragon in My Backpack for more laugh-out-loud dragon antics!



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